whats love got to do with it

I think im going to get a date this year. this month is for valentines and I want one. mary who used to stand in front of the licker store says no one would go out with me because I got no money. marys boyfriend dave who has a job says now its easy to get dates. bob who sleeps on the couch said anyone who just wants money aint worth wantin anyway. willie who lives under the bridge was pretty quiet. he said dates are fine for calendars but if you live under the bridge you aint going to get someone wantin to get there good shoes muddy because you gotta dress up and look presntable. I figure I could dress up and go to them so they don’t have meet willie. cause willie would wreck everything. bob said willie is just mad cause he smells bad. thats all.