Smoke Em If You Got Em

so mary who stands in front of the liquor store says she heard that the government is going to sell pot soon. something about pot stores like beer stores except the government would own them not the pot heads. bob who sleeps on the couch says he’s pretty sure the government will screw it up cause they don’t look like they ever smoked a joint in their life. willie who lives under the bridge said he’d be happy when he can buy his weed at the store. he has a permit for smoking and he says the problem is he don’t have a mailbox. so if he could go to the store that would be good. he says he needs his weed cause he got depression. I don’t know about that, but I know he gets pretty depressing when he doesn’t have any.


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