HorrorScopes October 2019

Mr Meaner

Aries: You want excitement, stimulation and a bit of a challenge to hold your interest. Expect the unexpected and you will not be disappointed. If there is a whiff of jealousy or control in the air, you will be off, since you have no intention of treading anyone else’s line. Try standing naked in a crowd, just make sure you have the money to bail yourself out of jail.
Taurus: Try to give yourself space just to chill out, listen to good music or daydream happily in a quiet corner. Your energy won’t be high so try to step back when you can. Avoid doing anything at all and see if a government cheque appears at your door.
Gemini: Your Moon is in flowing aspect to Mercury so you do have a capacity to intuitively understand feelings and emotional situations around you. Just watch you aren’t getting too close to things. Those crying fits are making your friendship hard to endure. Consider drinking too much.
Cancer: Able to communicate happily and harmoniously with everyone at a social level, you will be even more popular than usual. Your emotional life may be affecting your body slightly more today than usual. Everytime you get horny you’ll have an urge to eat sausage. Seek out the low fat and organic type.
Leo: You are likely to find yourself in higher gear at home. You are determined to get things into shape but do beware a tendency to be a little too sharp at points. You could hurt sensitive feelings and further alienate yourself from the human race.
Virgo: There will be a sparkle in your eye, since a small adventure beckons which will lift your spirits considerably. You will definitely be in a mood for anything that gets you away from boring chores and tedious routines. Caution: that duffle bag your driving to Montreal may offer more of an adventure than you’re hoping for.
Libra: You may find just briefly that there’s a rather peculiar atmosphere at home or in close relationships. There might be a smokescreen around so you will not be clear what is real and what is fantasy. The shrooms you put in the chili will explain everything.
Scorpio: Mates will need nurturing and protecting rather than being railroaded into over hasty action. If you can channel your over abundance of red hot energy in constructive directions you could achieve a great deal. Consider purchaing some S&M gear and olive oil.
Sagittarius: Because you are so relaxed in yourself you are able to put companions at their ease. You could work well as a go-between with others. There’s big money in being a mule, not to mention the opportunity to travel!
Capricorn: Your emotions may be getting in the way of reason because you are over heated, and cannot think as clearly as usual. You may be talking incessantly about trivia, so mates may not always follow your drift. If you find yourself suddenly able to count the box of matches that fell on the floor, head to Vegas.
Aquarius: Your moods will be lively and unpredictable, and you will not sit still for long. You will be skipping around looking for entertaining conversations, wanting to swap new ideas. Your rainbow scarf is in the mail.
Pisces: You have a lot of energy for improving your surroundings or life situations. Just move cautiously, try tact not foot stamping for best results. You’re very motivated to improve almost everything and everyone around you. If that doesn’t work, buy a gun.