I don’t know why people get so excited about the new year. mary who used to stand in front of the licker store til her boyfriend dave got a job says people like to get dressed up and then she showed us her red shoes. bob who sleeps on the couch said he got a pair of shoes just like that and then mary got mad at bob. so bob said he as making a new year revolution that he wouldn’t make mary mad anymore. I think he was just trying to get a free beer from dave who had to look mad for mary. willie who lives under the bridge says new year is exciting cause people make promises to themselfs that they never want to keep. don’t know whats exciting about that. I do it everyday.