so I keep looking out for the $1 beer doug ford promised. willie who lives under the bridge says it aint never gonna happen and anyway it would make empty cans worth less. bob who used to sleep on the couch says ford was liying and it was only to get votes or something. he said it was all about fooling the working man like trump did. then he said ford was trump lite and walked away. mary who lives with dave who has a job says the kind of fancy beer she likes wont ever be $1. dave just rolled his eyes and sayd he don’t care cause he gave up the beer years ago. hes a hard whisky man now and rye wasnt in the promise. I guess I don’t care neither way cause I never have no money and so I always gets my beers for free. I guess I’m lucky that way.