canada day is the best holiday cause when the parade starts downtown theres lots of people and the asking is good. but not only that but everybody has a beer. willie who lives under the bridge says its because were canadians and canadians drink a lot. bob who sleeps on the couch says its part of our heritage because life used to be so hard people needed to stay drunk or something. mary who asks in front of licker store says it’s the day before canada day thats really the best. I sure know its not the day after.