Mr Meaner

February 2020

January 26, 2020 thewire 0

Aries: You are not as easily fooled as some people like to think you are and you will know without having to be told if someone is feeding you bad intel. Remember alternative facts are just lies in disguise, like when the say I love you. Taurus: Something you have […]

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January 2020

January 14, 2020 thewire 0

Aries: This month, listen to the stories that pull you outside of yourself. Listen to the songs that make you weep. Listen to your neighbour’s dog howl all night. Listen to your kids making out downstairs. The listen to your heart when it says “move away.” Taurus: The challenge isn’t […]

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HorrorScopes: Dec 2019

December 1, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: You’re often a loner, but for now, you need to seek out the safety of the pack. Whether you’re at work or office parties, you need others with you to ensure that things go the right way. That said, be sure no one is looking when you steal the […]

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November 2019

November 4, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: When you break out of old behaviors that don’t actually suit you anymore it would be wonderful if the world would throw you a little party, but the world is a hard place. For the most part, people hate you and think you’re just taking up space. best to […]

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HorrorScopes October 2019

October 9, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: You want excitement, stimulation and a bit of a challenge to hold your interest. Expect the unexpected and you will not be disappointed. If there is a whiff of jealousy or control in the air, you will be off, since you have no intention of treading anyone else’s line. […]

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HorrorScopes: September 2019

September 2, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: Convert some of your stress and tension into energy, though you might not be able to complete an ongoing plan at this point in time. Don’t worry. There will be plenty of time in the future once you “converted” some of that “energy.” Prison will be fun. Taurus: One-on-one […]

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HorrorScopes: August 2019

July 31, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: Gravitate toward people and projects that will help you maintain and make headway. Take care of unfinished personal business, and you will get ahead financially. Just because people think you’re dating your grandparent, you’ll have the final laugh. Death is just around the corner and the Will has been […]

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HorrorScopes: July 2019

July 8, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: The approaching eclipse will bring out the emotional side of your nature, but that’s no bad thing. Remember that time you cried for days until you got that vacation south you really wanted? Might have cost you the marriage but you have money left over from the sale of […]

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HorrorScopes: June 2019

May 31, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: Today you will go overboard trying to spruce up your looks. You attempt to imbibe new looks. A very desirable date will raise high expectations in you and will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t worry if they don’t recognize you at first, that Bozo the […]

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HorrorScopes: May 2019

May 1, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: Your instincts guide you to the correct financial solution. You could be relieved that with a risk, all works out as you like. You get more prison time if you get caught with a weapon, so consider wearing a jacket with pockets and exercise your index finger for the […]

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HorrorScopes: April 2019

April 1, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: This is a morning that starts with confusion… perhaps there are too many options to decide from. Still, it is a great day for communication. Ask yourself whether you’ll have the Wheaties or the Cheerios before you decide. Taurus: You are focused on sorting out several issues on the […]

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HorrorScopes: March 2019

March 1, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: A caustic remark cuts you to the quick, but resist the urge to respond in kind because it’s not worth it. Lowering yourself to this person’s level only diminishes you. Knock them down and stand on their chest. The view will be much better from there. Wear cleats. Taurus: […]