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Horror Scopes: February 2019

February 10, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: Aim your energy in a single direction, because if you have more than one target you will reduce your chances of success. Step one, lift the toilet seat. Step 2. Aim. Step 3. Release. Success achieved. You will now be loved by someone other than yourself. Taurus: You may […]

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HorrorScopes: January 2019

January 4, 2019 thewire 0

Aries: This is a marvellous day to schmooze with friends, partners and members of the general public. Everyone has a strong sense of well-being and optimism today. Hang out with the Nihilist, once you’re tired of the geeks and do what you do best, nothing. Taurus: You can get a […]

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HorrorScopes: December 2018

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Aries: Get things rolling Christmas Day. Your energy is just right for giving that gentle nudge that ensures events take place without your having to direct every little detail. It may get crazy. Consider arming yourself. There is no longer a gun registry so you can stockpile weapons until needed […]

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HorrorScopes: September 2018

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Aries: The flow of events today make it easy for you to make clear decisions, see the road ahead and move forward. Things seem to fall in place and progress is easy. Keep your foot on the gas, especially if you see red spinning lights in the rear-view. Taurus: Some […]

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HorrorScopes: August 2018

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Aries: Things are flowing well for you today and you’ll make great progress in whatever project you take on. Once you get the ball rolling, people will need to get out of your way. This alone time will be invaluable. Consider not showering for the next week. Taurus: Put aside […]

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HorrorScopes: July 2018

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Aries: Try not to notice other people’s faults today, but if they cannot be unseen at least don’t draw attention to them. One person won’t take kindly to your comments and will give back every bit as good as they get. Don’t forget your Kevlar vest at home. Taurus: As […]

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Horror Scopes: May 2018

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Aries: Think before you speak or take action. Emotions will prompt you to overreact, causing regret. 10 to 20 is a long time to go to prison just because someone ate your sandwich. Consider eating out more often. Taurus: You may be forced to step outside your comfort zone, but […]

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Horror Scopes: April 2018

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Aries: This is a morning that starts with confusion… perhaps there are too many options to decide from. Still, it is a great day for communication. Ask yourself whether you’ll have the Wheaties or the Cheerios before you decide. Taurus: You are focused on sorting out several issues on the […]

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HorrorScopes: March 2018

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Aries: This is a morning that starts with confusion… perhaps there are too many options to decide from. Still, it is a great day for communication. Ask yourself whether you’ll have the Wheaties or the Cheerios before you decide. Drink. Taurus: You are focused on sorting out several issues on […]

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Horror Scopes: February 2018

February 1, 2018 thewire 0

Aries: You may be running into obstacles recently that make you stop and question the path you are on. Perhaps you have been acting on assumptions that are no longer valid. Face it. You were attractive and had a shot at love 40 years ago. Now? Not so much. The […]