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HorrorScopes: December 2018

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Aries: Get things rolling Christmas Day. Your energy is just right for giving that gentle nudge that ensures events take place without your having to direct every little detail. It may get crazy. Consider arming yourself. There is no longer a gun registry so you can stockpile weapons until needed […]

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HorrorScopes: September 2018

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Aries: The flow of events today make it easy for you to make clear decisions, see the road ahead and move forward. Things seem to fall in place and progress is easy. Keep your foot on the gas, especially if you see red spinning lights in the rear-view. Taurus: Some […]

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HorrorScopes: August 2018

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Aries: Things are flowing well for you today and you’ll make great progress in whatever project you take on. Once you get the ball rolling, people will need to get out of your way. This alone time will be invaluable. Consider not showering for the next week. Taurus: Put aside […]

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HorrorScopes: July 2018

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Aries: Try not to notice other people’s faults today, but if they cannot be unseen at least don’t draw attention to them. One person won’t take kindly to your comments and will give back every bit as good as they get. Don’t forget your Kevlar vest at home. Taurus: As […]

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Horror Scopes: May 2018

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Aries: Think before you speak or take action. Emotions will prompt you to overreact, causing regret. 10 to 20 is a long time to go to prison just because someone ate your sandwich. Consider eating out more often. Taurus: You may be forced to step outside your comfort zone, but […]

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Horror Scopes: April 2018

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Aries: This is a morning that starts with confusion… perhaps there are too many options to decide from. Still, it is a great day for communication. Ask yourself whether you’ll have the Wheaties or the Cheerios before you decide. Taurus: You are focused on sorting out several issues on the […]

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HorrorScopes: March 2018

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Aries: This is a morning that starts with confusion… perhaps there are too many options to decide from. Still, it is a great day for communication. Ask yourself whether you’ll have the Wheaties or the Cheerios before you decide. Drink. Taurus: You are focused on sorting out several issues on […]

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Horror Scopes: February 2018

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Aries: You may be running into obstacles recently that make you stop and question the path you are on. Perhaps you have been acting on assumptions that are no longer valid. Face it. You were attractive and had a shot at love 40 years ago. Now? Not so much. The […]

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HORROR SCOPES: JANUARY 2018

January 3, 2018 thewire 0

Aries: Aries, you should be feeling especially energetic and enthusiastic. Therefore, this is a great month to start a new enterprise, perhaps involving your home, or just about any kind of life enhancement. More than one opportunity could present itself to you. Consider replacing that outside light with a red […]

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Horror Scopes August 2017

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Aries: You might find it necessary to give yourself a bit of self-healing but other people want your attention, looking for advice and help through their own sob story. Wait until the room is quiet than drop a good beany fart. That will clear the room and dissuade future visitors. […]