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Horror Scopes: April 2018

April 3, 2018 thewire 0

Aries: This is a morning that starts with confusion… perhaps there are too many options to decide from. Still, it is a great day for communication. Ask yourself whether you’ll have the Wheaties or the Cheerios before you decide. Taurus: You are focused on sorting out several issues on the […]

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HorrorScopes: March 2018

March 2, 2018 thewire 0

Aries: This is a morning that starts with confusion… perhaps there are too many options to decide from. Still, it is a great day for communication. Ask yourself whether you’ll have the Wheaties or the Cheerios before you decide. Drink. Taurus: You are focused on sorting out several issues on […]

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Horror Scopes: February 2018

February 1, 2018 thewire 0

Aries: You may be running into obstacles recently that make you stop and question the path you are on. Perhaps you have been acting on assumptions that are no longer valid. Face it. You were attractive and had a shot at love 40 years ago. Now? Not so much. The […]

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HORROR SCOPES: JANUARY 2018

January 3, 2018 thewire 0

Aries: Aries, you should be feeling especially energetic and enthusiastic. Therefore, this is a great month to start a new enterprise, perhaps involving your home, or just about any kind of life enhancement. More than one opportunity could present itself to you. Consider replacing that outside light with a red […]

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Horror Scopes August 2017

August 24, 2017 thewire 0

Aries: You might find it necessary to give yourself a bit of self-healing but other people want your attention, looking for advice and help through their own sob story. Wait until the room is quiet than drop a good beany fart. That will clear the room and dissuade future visitors. […]